10 things I know to be true
One: The two times I’ve nearly had panic attack was when I was falling asleep, or asleep
Two: No one will ever know which side of your hands are the front and back
Three: Choosing to drop that 5 or 10 cent coin and not pick it up always has a way of coming back to bite you in the ass.
Four: Guitars have two E strings
Five: You were alive before you exited your mothers’ womb
Six: Dictionaries do not encompass the full extent of “meaning” in their definitions
Seven: Pimples do not only plague those in their adolescence.
Eight: Make-up is both a good and bad invention
Nine: Everything has meaning
Ten: Nothing is an accident